December 2009
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“Music has always been a matter of Energy to me, a question of Fuel. Sentimental...”
– Hunter S. Thompson (via poortaste)
'i'm dead serious': san antonio couple calls 911...
2009-12-27 02:26:13
San Antonio police have released a 911 dispatch call reporting a “Bigfoot” sighting. The audio recording between a dispatcher and the homeless couple lasts more than eight minutes. In it, the primary caller appears sober and deliberate as she describes the beast Nov. 30. “And I know you guys are going to think I’m crazy, but I’m dead...
“And for just a moment I had reached the point of ecstasy that I always wanted to...”
– Jack Kerouac (via fuckyeahthebeatgeneration)
it's a wonderful life
Ok, here’s the deal:
2009 has been simultaneously super and dismal, or rather dismal and super…anyway, most recently it’s been a drag. I am trying to have a merry christmas and it’s taking a toll.
fortunately, esb sought the advice of a semi credible dr., and got a much coveted colorado medical marijuana prescription recommendation that allows for the application for, and...
“yes ma’am, could uh … is it possible to send an ambulance here?” the man is...”
– the man goes on to tell the operator he thinks it’s a steak knife.
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correction, THIS is why god invented tumblrs:
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this just might be what tumblrs are for:
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Bigfoots would check into Hotels. The Hilton Lobby... →
even though it looks like he’s currently writing this from a hotel in california, i don’t think administer Mad Prophet Helmholtz quite understands the sasquatch… but besides what he says about bigfoot, i pretty much agree with the rest
